"Suction is on high, Captain."
Thayer stared at Kenji. "That's gross, man."
Kenji shrugged. "It's a Star Wars roleplaying game, man. What else am I supposed to say?"
"Nothing about suction. You're my roommate, man, not my--"
"Sexbot? Android of pleasure?"
"Kenji! Act like that and you'll never get to touch my special dice."
Kenji just snorted. "I never get to do that, anyway. I might as well annoy you."
Kenji and Thayer are not a couple, but they do feature in my WIP (and upcoming release from Torquere) Dream Dice.